* attenzione, umorismo da fisici * warning, physicists humor ahead *
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One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests... 
* Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction. 
* Einstein thought it was a relatively good time. 
* Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing. 
* Cavendish wasn't invited, but he had the balls to show up anyway. 
* Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone. 
* Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding. 
* Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split. 
* Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself. 
* Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events. 
* Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once. 
* Volt thought the social had a lot of potential. 
* Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it. 
* Heisenberg may or may not have been there. 
* The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time. 
* van der Waals forced himeself to mingle. 
* Wien radiated a colourful personality. 
* Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing. 
* de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved. 
* Hollerith liked the hole idea. 
* Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates. 
* Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality. 
* Compton was a little scatter-brained at times. 
* Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache. 
* Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker. 
* Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute. 
* Faraday had quite a capacity for food. 
* Oppenheimer got bombed. 
 
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